Cheap... with additions

Flying Ryanair was an experience. The flight was cheap, but you can't put a price on getting up at 3am.


This was a basic flight. A seat with a drop table that's it. No music, no pouch in the chair in front for your things, no moving the chair in and out of the upright position, nothin.


The entire trip was basically 3 flight attendants, running around, trying sell all the items they have been instructed to sell. It was like I was living in a real life info-mercial


It started with drink, then food, and duty free items. Then they moved onto smoke-free cigarettes - "you can even smoke them in the airport. Satisfy your craving". No one bought any.


Then they tried to sell scratchies... On a plane. Ha. Too funny really. And they were selling it. "do you want to be a winner?  Buy 6 for the price of 5". That's when I put on my head phones and drifted off to sleep.

When we arrived at our destination an the plane landed, everyone clapped.... Um, that's their job right? To land the plane. No one claps if I complete my job without crashing my computer. Strange I think.